[Comedy] Whenever I’ve had a few too many, my survival instincts go into overdrive mm

[Comedy] Whenever I’ve had a few too many, my survival instincts go into overdrive

Whenever I’ve had a few too many, my survival instincts go into overdrive. Before crossing the street, I perform a 360-degree threat assessment—scanning the sky for planes, the ground for bombs, and my six for the police. Then, I protect the 'precious cargo' (my beer) and move in a serpentine pattern to dodge snipers. 😂